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Marriage Hunting Bra

Written by Bryce

If your mom hasn’t reminded you enough that you’re still single, don’t worry, Japanese bra technology is here to help remind you that you’re biological clock is ticking away and you most certainly aren’t getting any younger.  Triumph International recently launched their new “Marriage-Hunting Bra” to please the nagging mom crowd.  The bra comes complete with a countdown timer and a ring-holding slot to be a constant reminder to the wearer that they are still disappointingly single.

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Although the bra looks mostly average, it’s fitted with a special LED display beneath the cups, and just above the display is a storage compartment for an engagement ring.  WTF?!

Theoretically, the time is set to the anticipated date of marriage… like the first time you bring your new boyfriend home to meet mom, she might set a 1 year countdown timer on your bra.  That’s like 6 months till engagement, and 6 months till you actually walk down the aisle.  Hustle, hustle.

This bra also features other fabulous and handy features like a pen and stamp seal, which you’ll need for officiating a marriage certificate.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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