Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts have been on a press tour together for their new movie “August: Osage County,” and it’s clear that these two have fallen madly in love. If there were any two celebrities that needed to have a lesbian affair, it’s these two. Meryl has played just about every one on of my favorite roles and Julia is still my favorite prostitute from the block. She may not be drawing in her scuff marks on her hooker boots but she’s still putting in werq.
Here’s the lovely couple meeting for the firs time outside a quiet little restaurant. I assume they met on OkCupid. They look so happy together. The chemistry here is so real. They’re both having a fabulous first date. They schedule a second date after they split a chocolate cake.
After a few dates they really start to feel the sexual tension between them. Meryl is keeping it quite reserved. Julia has always been the risky one. Remember when she tried to walk down Rodeo Drive in a crop top? She’s the risk taker here. Meryl pulls back and looks into her eyes deeply.
Finally, they’ve shared the deepest first kiss known to man. They’re really feeling it. Their love knows no bounds. It’s as if no one else is on the planet with them. Did you see that shooting star? It was caused by their endless love and devotion to each other.
Cut to a few years later, the couple is happily married. They live together on The Cape and they enjoy writing in journals and exploring each other. Romeo & Juliet could have only hoped for a love like this.
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