SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Michael’s Sexual Dreams

Written by Bryce

Yup, I went to HS with this guy.

You know, as a single mom I get a lot of unusual facebook messages from men. Before I had my son I think things were more “normal.” Sure, I’d meet run of the mill weirdos, but they all lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.

I got this facebook message yesterday from a guy I went to high school with (and haven’t seen in 10 years). The truth is, I actually think he’s a pretty swell dude, but I can’t help but wonder if he’s been experimenting with hard drugs before bed. Read on.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

5 Comments

  • If all it takes to get a posting on your blog is to detail our dreams about you, I can provide plenty of content . . .

  • Dana, please send it in fb form so i can easily screenshoot it.
    Also, I’m really pleased that in our “related posts” you’ll see my “breastfeeding doesn’t suck” post. How appropriate.

  • Destiny dreams can be quite a ride. Funny in retro., I init. read your tweet as ‘I want to home school with this guy’. lol