Beyonce Just Delivered The Best Present of All

Written by corey

At 12:00AM Friday, Beyonce gave everyone the best present anyone could’ve asked for. For the longest time, the masses (myself included) complained about the drought of Beyonce jams. Nothing new was coming out and everyone was growing impatient. Leave it up to Queen Bey to drop a full album (with videos to match), without anyone knowing. The announcement came with a instavid, because duh.


Let me tell you about the struggle to get this album. First, I had to updated all my iTunes information because I haven’t bought an album in years. Secondly, this stunt queen crashed iTunes and I had to purchase it on my phone. The New York City queen just made iTunes relevant again. There are 13 tracks to listen to and right now my favorites are Pretty Hurts, Jealous and Yonce. She also released a track called “Blue” that features, you guessed it, Blue Ivy. You can purchase the full visual album for $16 on iTunes now and individual songs will be available December 20th.

Is anyone else curious to see the NDA that she made everyone sign? I’m sure if you leaked the album you would have to sacrifice your first born at Barclays. I’m running around this room, unable to control myself. I was going to have an early night. I feel like I could do anything right now. I could conquer the world. Bow down bitches. Queen Bey got the game on lock. Purchase it here.


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Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.

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