This post was inspired by a series of horrible statements that were plastered all over my facebook wall. The topic? Fisting. Holy shit, I didn’t even really understand the concept until I started to do intense internet research.
Given my relative inexperience in the field of sex, I figured Wikipedia would be a good place to start. And it was. The pictures, however, were absolutely frightening.
I used to respect Wiki, now I fear it. But I guess the most interesting (and revealing) bit of research came when I probed deeper (no pun intended), and found a really helpful tutorial video.
And it gets even better… Finally, I asked google to tell me what it knows about fisting. After all, google knows everything about everything.
So here’s what I’ve learned:
- Fisting is for whores and gays
- Search engines think fisting is a good topic
That gaping circle on the graph reminds me of a post-fisted asshole! Hahahaha
“It’s your f*cking box”
“elbow grease”
“bloody ass cunt”
Wow. That’s a whole lot of info and the closest I got to fisiting was cleaning a pumpkin. Earlier today, I watched a instructional video on how to clean a pumpkin and I am having really weird thoughts.
http://www.recipetips.com/cooking-videos/v-0-rt900031/how-to-clean-a-pumpkin.asp
Fisting just seems so complicated kinda like the time I attempted making a beef wellington from scratch.
I guess I’m a simple girl
the joke is i had to explain to girlfriends what this was. just thank kevin smith for creating chasing amy if you really want to get the goods on this ritual.
but why is good parenting next to anal fisting?
Because ya know what anal fisting and spinach have in common?
If you’re exposed to it as a child, you probably wont like it as an adult.
The guy may state that this is not his thing BUT he sure know a TON about it!
I think I just threw up…