Paris Wants a Bun in Her Oven

Paris Hilton is ready for a baby.

WTF?!

Reports have said that Ms. Hilton is ready to settle down with current beau Doug Reinhardt, and she is saving all her “best dresses” for her future daughters. I don’t recall Paris having a best dress, ever. With her new found sophistication, she can relate perfectly to her “sophisticated” perfume, Can Can.

With notes of amber, musk, orchid and clementine, this perfume is so sickenly sweet smelling I think I may throw up. This sweet smell would be perfect for anyone who likes to smell like they’ve soaked in vanilla frosting and flowers. Not for me. Personally, I think Paris should stay away from creating any more perfumes. If you’re interested, Paris says:

“I wanted to create a fragrance that expresses a mood of sparkling elegance. Something that would make me feel wonderfully sexy and glamorous. And that is just what happens when I wear Can Can.”