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Penis Preference Chart

Written by Bryce

Seriously, we can’t make this stuff up.

For those of you smartypants readers out there that love a good, scientific chart- this one’s for you.  This chart clearly details the penis length and circumference combo that best appeals to modern ladyfolk.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

9 Comments

  • Hmm, those circumference measurements must be off. Intercourse with a penis with a 6¼ inch circumference must be akin to sticking a DVD in one of your orifices!

  • A length of 7 to 8 inches I can harmonize with. That is ideal I concur.
    That circumfrence to me seems a little off. Am I wrong ladies? I never have measured a partners member, so what do I know? lol

  • So if circumfrance=pi*diameter then the ideal diameter is about 2.07 inches. To put that in perspective, the average pro baseball bat has a diameter of 2.25 inches. This chart puts the circumferance of a pro baseball bat with its roughly 7 inch circumferance in the \satisfying\ zone and states that it would be better than just \enjoyable\ for most women? Who in the heck did they survey for this, Jenna Jamison?

  • Oh please….size means nothing. What ever happened to \size doesn’t count, it’s how you use it.\ Beleive me ladies…I’m 55 years young, had my share of sizes…and size really doesn’t count, unless you like huge and having your head bang agains the wall.

  • I took some time to work the circumference measurement out. I have a bottle of vitamins that has a diameter of 2 inches. Multiply that times 3.14 to get the circumference of 6.28, which sits in the red zone on this chart. I then noticed something interesting… I was unable to open my mouth wide enough to even get the bottle past my teeth and into my mouth! No wonder women find it perfect… NO BLOWJOBS. Another point of reference, a longneck bottle of beer has a circumference of 7 inches at it’s base, which women on the chart called “satisfying”.

  • if you are a boy reading this do not worry about it, dont feel bad or insecure, its nothing but bs… if you are a girl reading this the chances of you see the size “ideal” are not so high… keep in mind, 4.7 by 4.7 you are on the avarage… boys and girls have funny ideas of what a real human body is nowadays