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Pisces Celeb Compatibility

Written by Maura

This article is the first of a series we’ve decided to do here at TheLuxurySpot. There is an episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel each make up a list of celebrities that if by some stroke of luck they met, they would be able to cheat with, and the other wouldn’t hold it against them. This is a little spin of that. So if by some stroke of luck I become rich and famous and schmooze with celebs daily, who would I get with? Who would be most compatible with me? Well, its in the stars..literally. We’ll be letting you lovely readers know exactly who would be most compatible according to your sign.

First up, Pisces. Ashley and I are Pisces birthday twins, so this is naturally going to be the first I do. A Pisces is a people person. We are creative, artsy, dependable, caring and emotional. As a result, we need someone who will understand our feelings but will also be the strong figure, as we tend to be slightly dependent. We tend to gravitate toward and are most compatible with Cancers and other Pisces. Sooo..who is the celeb for me and Ash and all you other Pisces out there? Here are a few of my favorites to choose from.

Jon Bon Jovi

bonjoviSo maybe Bon Jovi is more than twice my age, but you know what? apparently we’re compatible..and I dig it. This fellow Pisces would understand my feelings and write me love ballads to express that. I won’t ever have to run out to the store for more hairspray, as I’m sure he’s been comped cases for doing wonders for their business over the years. There’s lots of pros to a relationship with Bon Jovi, so I won’t knock it.

Kurt Cobain

kurtcobainOkay, so fair enough to say..missed opportunity. However, upon reflection..anyone who was interested in Courtney Love probably wouldn’t jive well with me. Granted, he was definitely an emotional Pisces, but perhaps too much so.

50 Cent

50Perhaps this picture doesn’t scream “emotionally stable” or “caring and understanding” but I bet you behind the firearm, doo rag, chains and tattoos there is a big ole teddy bear. Either a teddy bear or a hardened criminal, I mean whatever. He’s got the strong aspect, I’d let him be my body guard..why not?

Brian Austin Green

Brian_Austin_Green_2You know, the one from Beverly Hills 90210. He’s got a pretty damn good dating history..Tiffani Amber Thiessen (aka mega babe Kelly Kapowski), and most recently Meghan Fox. If he’s hot enough for Meghan Fox to date, then I’m all about it.

So now that Ash and I know what celebs we’re compatible with, we gotta head out on the town and get our booties famous! Come back and check out the next ho’ scopes to see who your sign is compatible with!

About the author

Maura

a born and raised Brooklyn girl who has adopted a bit of the Southern girl charm from spending the last 3 years as a college student in Mobile, Alabama. While away from home she misses the fast paced lifestyle and could kill for a real slice of pizza. She is obsessed with shoes, sushi, her Paul Mitchell straightening iron, and lusting after her David Yurman favorite ring of the week.

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