Hey Freshmen,
Keep your semen to yourself.
Sincerely,
Management
Please Masturbate In Your Own Rooms
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Emily
a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."
I wonder if there is an equivalent in the Girls’ shower…..
No jellyfish in the showers boys!