“Put ‘Party on’ in your profile so I can tell you are real.”

Written by Emily

At this stage in my life, I have learned that beggars can’t be choosers.  Having realized this I decided to try JDate (I got kicked off, funny story), eHarmony (weirdos), and (even Meghan couldn’t find anyone on here) and had no luck.  Is it really too much to ask for a man who likes to smoke pot, party occasionally, and make out?  I didn’t think so until I tried this search.  Well thank freaking God for to once again to heed my search for the perfect man!

I bring to you Joint Partnership, a 48 year old gem who boasts having all his hair AND teeth. EPIC WIN!!!  He basically has everything I want in a man.  Someone to smoke pot with and ignore the fact that yes, he is married.  Sure hes a little bit on the “older side,” but I’ve heard age ain’t nothin’ but a number, even if that number is really, really high.  If it turns out he also has a yarmulke, it will be love. (Haven’t you heard “Jew” is the new black!?) As he so eloquently puts it “Easy going no pressure. At worst we have a nice buzz. At best we have something really fun.”  No arguments here.

About the author


a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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  • You go girl! wreck that home! I sent him pics of your naughty bits to help you bag that geezer. good luck!

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