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Relationship Spotting: How To Tell if You are Being a Good Wife

Written by Gary

In this day and age, with the state of marriage being what it is, it is very important to be a good wife. Since more than half of heterosexual marriages end in divorce, I think perhaps it is time to re-evaluate who we are being for our spouses.

For instance, would it kill you to give an after-dinner blowjob every night? Hardly. I do that anyway and I am not even married. Would it be so bad to wear makeup to bed so you wake up looking as fresh and beautiful as a spring flower that got rained on and stung by a bee? It might ruin your skin, but that’s the good thing about makeup- it covers up what you really look like so your husband can have the wife of his fantasies. Is it so hard to fathom cooking a home-made meal for dinner every night, doing the laundry of your entire family, and keeping a household so spotless you could drink out of the toilet? Hardly.

There is a reason that marriages were more successful in the past (such as the 1930’s), and it isn’t because a husband was legally allowed to kill his wife (I think, but I don’t care enough to google). Women used to take the role of being a wife seriously, and they didn’t let pithy, insignificant things like careers and equality get in their way.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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