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RIP Amy Winehouse

Amy’s career.  Dead.  Coded.  Call it.  No chance for resuscitation.

Check it out as Amy Winehouse completely bombs a live performance given at the Jazz Festival in St. Lucia.  I’m sure the dudes dancing next to her are just as confused as we all are.  “Just keep dancing” they say in their heads.  “Wait, is she singing words?  Is this music?”  I have no idea, but whatever it is, it isn’t good.

We are all also pretty sure she smoked a boatload of crack before this.  If this video doesn’t scream “Don’t do drugs” I don’t know what does.

Crack is whack.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

1 Comment

  • This is sad. She has such a stellar voice when she’s not being crazy and is taking care of herself. 🙁

    RIP Amy.

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