A teenage runaway in Texas lived in Walmart for five days before being discovered.
Eventually, we all have to face the day when someone else steals our lifelong dream, right out from under us. For me, that day is today.
A teen boy from Corsicana, Texas was staying with his aunt while his parents were away, and decided to up and quit that bitch. Since the boy was obviously a genius, he went to Walmart and set up some campsites around the store, hidden behind baby stroller boxes and paper towels.
This little badass had everything he could need in these campsites, from food and drink, to a pet fish, and diapers so he didn’t have to use the store bathroom. He also changed his clothes every few hours, using the entire junior boys section as his closet.
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After four days, employees discovered a trash trail leading to one of his hideouts, and he was returned home to his aunt, and a probable ass-whuppin.
All I can say is, I am really sorry I never thought of this. In my hometown I could have probably gone undetected for so long I would have amassed squatters rights.
