Meet Sugar Weasel, America’s first clown escort.
I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a mild clown fetish, but I have never before considered hiring a clown escort. After seeing Sugar Weasel, I am still not considering it but I thought I should definitely share this anyway.
Sugar Weasel is America’s first scary clown escort, and has been turning tricks (get it?) since the 90s. He started by running ads in local newspapers in L.A. and has since gone on to perform at parties, photo shoots, and the BDSM scene.
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If you ask him what he is known for, he will tell you:
“Besides a great big dick?” teases Weasel. “Actually, that’s it. My clientele is extremely diverse: recent divorcées, bachelorettes, punk rock chicks, and married women looking to fuck a grown man in make-up who acts mentally retarded.”
Say what you will about big-dicked hooker clowns, but I kind of find this whole thing a little sexy. Maybe I should join a freak show.
