Last night I had the pleasure of dining out with some of the finest gay men New York City has to offer. Halfway through our Nepalese meal we started talking about a friend of a friend, a particularly eccentric tranny named “Keeyanah.” Keeyanah moved up to NYC just a few months ago from her (his?) native homeland of Atlanta, Georgia. I know what you’re thinking:
- How does a tranny even survive in the south?
- How does a tranny make a living?
Well, the answer the first question is really difficult. I’m assuming they just blend in with the locals, and I know this because I lived in the south for a while. Women wear lots of makeup, big hair, and experiment with eyeliner as lipliner all too regularly. As far as trannies making ends meet, well, they see lots of ends if you know what I mean. They prostitute like wild (see Craigslist for factual proof).
Me: How do trannies make money though? Dispensing makeup advice?
Gay Friend: No, girl, they’re all hookers.
Me: OMG! That’s so sad. What a hard life?
Other Gay Friend: Are you kidding? Tranny hooking is the easiest. They never actually perform on anyone. They just let creepy “straight” (making air quotes here) dudes give them oral. Keeyanah made $3000 last week just getting beejays!
Trannies are making $150,000 annual salaries tax-free… and all they have to do is sit back and get blown? Something seems wrong with this picture. It seems like yet another example of inequality in the workplace. Lady hookers are out there performing services left and right, and chicks with dicks get to sit back, fulfill all their manly needs, and get paid?
So, dudes who can’t find a job… find a wig, some drugstore eyeliner, and a little Jovan White Musk. You’ll be living like a junior banker.
