Sex Spotting: How to Have Safe Sex Even When You Sleep

condom sleeping bag and pillow
Written by Gary

condom sleeping bag and pillow

Paris Hilton’s latest rant about gays with AIDS has really gotten the world thinking about safe sex. Just kidding, it hasn’t gotten the world thinking about anything other than what a moron Paris Hilton is, even though her PR people tried to spin it so hard their nipples inverted.

Still, safe sex is a super important cause, and there is no better way to spread the world than to sleep in a condom. I don’t know who actually invented this condom sleeping bag, but I do know that the best place to advocate safe sex is in your bed. Just imagine- you bring a guy home from the bar and before he can even say “Just let me stick the head in,” you point to your safe-sex-friendly bedding. If that doesn’t clue him into the fact that you are a girl who plays it safe, nothing will.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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