Both the vagina and a loaded gun can get any guy to do a variety of tasks that he wouldn’t normally consider, like filling up a bank teller bag with money from a cash register, or doing the dishes.
Both the vagina and a loaded gun have holes out of which comes small explosions of trouble. Whether you are talking about a bullet that shatters on contact, or a baby with diarreah both outcomes are equally unpleasant.
The vagina and a loaded gun both have triggers. When a women pulls one, she can give herself an orgasm, which creates several moments of intense pleasure. When she pulls the other, she can shoot her cheating husband, giving her several years of intense pleasure.
Both the vagina and a loaded gun need to be oiled up to work properly.
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