SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Sexy Sale at Adam & Eve

Written by Steph

Toys– they’re not just for kids. Christmas might be over, but buying toys is always in season– especially when they’re for yourself. We all know I appreciate a sale on gadgets of the vibrating variety, and once again I’m sharing the wealth with you gracious readers. Just because you might be alone on Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean you have to be horny, too.

Adam & Eve has some great offers, some great (semi-skanky) lingerie, and some great artificial sex partners! When you spend $17 or more, you’ll receive either a free toy or DVD of the porn genre. If you spend $29, you’ll get free shipping, too! Much cheaper than going dutch on a date. You can also get 50% off of one item for an undisclosed period of time. With deals like that, Adam & Eve may as well be the Costco of sexual pleasure.

Color Power Bullets, $9.95

Color Power Bullets, $9.95

If you’re a beginner, I suggest one of these chrome colored bullets. Small, easy to hide, and easily mistaken for a tube of lipstick or a shiny tampon wrapper if you’re a modest gal with a clueless man in your life.

About the author

Steph

a born-and-bred Brooklyn brunette prone to excessive alliteration. Follow her on Twitter @omgstephlol. Read more here.

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