Shit Christians Say to Jews

In the event that you’re in regular contact with any Jews at all, you’ll find this video particularly endearing. Because there are certain facts of life that everyone needs to know:

1. Toasted bagels are in fact, still kosher (assuming they’re baconless)
2. Moesha, sadly, is not a Jew.
3. If you have curly hair, there’s a chance you have some Jew in you.
4. If your man has chest hair, he’s probably also circumcised. If not, he’s just a bad Jew.
5. Black people and Jews are kindred spirits. Why? They both wear wigs.
6. I, Bryce Gruber, am obviously Jewish.

Enjoy, and shalom.