Shit Christians Say to Jews

Written by Bryce

If you toast a bagel, is it still kosher?

In the event that you’re in regular contact with any Jews at all, you’ll find this video particularly endearing. Because there are certain facts of life that everyone needs to know:

  1. Toasted bagels are in fact, still kosher (assuming they’re baconless)
  2. Moesha, sadly, is not a Jew.
  3. If you have curly hair, there’s a chance you have some Jew in you.
  4. If your man has chest hair, he’s probably also circumcised. If not, he’s just a bad Jew.
  5. Black people and Jews are kindred spirits. Why? They both wear wigs.
  6. I, Bryce Gruber, am obviously Jewish.

Enjoy, and shalom.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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