Photos from the 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant.
I am no stranger to crazy events held in tiny bars in Brooklyn, but I can honestly say I have never been to the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant. The second annual event drew a crazy crowd at Kings Bar in Bushwick, focusing on awarding the guy with the smallest dick a glitter encrusted penis crown. A New Delhi native/advertiser named Raj Kumar walked away with the distinguished title, and I don’t know whether to applaud him or feel sorry for him.
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I can say with all honestly that I am pretty sure I have actual proof that he doesn’t have the smallest dick in Brooklyn (that goes to one of my one-night-stands a few years back), but I am just happy that the penis is finally getting the spotlight it deserves. We, as a society have spent too much time exploiting the female form. Lets exploit some dick for god’s sake, #AmIRight?
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