So, I’m not actually a lezzie, but if I ever decide to go down that road I know for sure who it’ll be with… my darling Vivianne.
You’re probably wondering “Bryce, what’s so fantastic about Viv that drives you to lesbianism?” Well, a lot of things.
- She’s super gorgeous and hyper-sexual (see proof here)
- She’s got a French accent
- She loves to travel the globe as much as I do
- She’s a the best shopper ever (and I can’t be bothered, so she could shop for both of us!)
- She’s a blogger. I love bloggers.
- She literally is staying in the country because of our love (can’t beat that!)
When Viv asked me the other day to support her newest endeavor, I couldn’t help but sign right up. She’s trying to win a contest to be the International Shopping Consultant for Letsbuyit.com, and that means she’d get paid to travel the globe for a month and do a lot of shopping in the best travel spots in the world. She deserves it. And quite frankly, I’m hoping she’ll take it upon herself to act as my personal stylist as well since shopping usually bores me.
So how can you help? Just watch her youtube clip below, and if you’re feeling really generous, give it a 5-star rating. We need to get her to 25,000 views… ASAP!
…so, please help Viv out. You’ll be helping me out. And supporting our lovely fake-lezzie family.
I LOVE YOU FOREVER
aww, she is adorable!