For your third date with a promising new cutie, you have plans to catch an early movie, dinner and drinks, and then – who knows? You want to impress him badly… so you decide do make a bold move.
You gear up with Baron Bob’s $29.99 wine rack and once comfortably seated, as the movie starts, you offer, in your kinkiest voice, to breast feed him some Châteauneuf du Pape. 😉
Promise you’ll get a good giggle out of it and most importantly, that he’ll brag to all his dudes how funny, sexy and daring of a lil’ lady you are!
Guys – am I right?