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Tell Him You’re a Virgin!

Written by Bryce

Has it been a while since you’ve been a virgin?  It’s all good, girl, no one has to know.  Thanks to some geniuses in China, you can slut yourself all over town until you think you’ve met the one… then you can buy a Gigimo, tell him you’re a virgin, and give him the creepiest experience of his life!

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What’s a Gigimo?  Heck, it’s an “Artificial Virginity Hymen” and it comes complete with a pouch that’s inserted into the vagina before sex and leaks a blood-like liquid when broken from intercourse.

According to the website’s broken English description, “No more worry about losing your virginity.  With this product, you can have your first night back anytime… Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable.”

Well, that seems reasonable enough to me.  As far as I’m concerned, for about $30 US, this is the perfect engagement gift for your girlfriends.

ps- apparently it’s good enough that it’s been OUTLAWED in Egypt.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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