Handjobs really are the worst, aren’t they?
Horror movies are probably my favorite genre of movie. It stands to reason also, that horror movie spoofs are my favorite type of spoof. But do you know what is not my favorite? Hand jobs.
This fake trailer for a fake horror movie that needs to get made if there is any justice in the world is about a sexually frustrated ghost that goes around giving people bad handjobs, and then killing them.
Regardless of whether you like horror movies, spoofs, fun things, life, sexy girls, penises, or yes, even hand jobs, you need to watch this trailer. It is the perfect way to get in the spirit of Halloween.
And hey, if it inspires you go give a masked man a lucky handy in the bathroom of a liquor store this Halloween, well then I have done my civic duty. Gasp, the horror!
