Sexy Mermen of Instagram

Written by Gary

If you have a mermen (the plural of merman, obviously) fetish, get on Instagram immediately.

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My mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up. Even though I was a child, I was still pretty reasonable with this, and just decided I would build an art empire. If I had known then that I could be a merman though, things probably would have gone a lot differently.

As you know, merman hair is totally a thing. I guess that trend wasn’t enough for some of these hard core likely homos, because apparently, straight-up mermen are a thing, too. I don’t know where they are getting these tails, but the second I move away from the pool-less land of concrete where I currently live, I am buying a fucking merman tail, and swimming away into the sunset. Look for me and my fellow mermen on Instagram, when I take every single one of these hoes to the cleaners, and steal their jobs.

READ MORE: Merman Hair is a Thing Now

But for now, enjoy this sea-life man-candy… because mermen on Instagram is about as good as your day is going to get.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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