The Milf Your Dad Is Into

For $27,24, you can own (and do anything you like with) this experienced, well equipped grandma doll.

Here are 5 Reasons To Get the Gilf doll:

1) Because you like anything and anyone with a three hole feature.

2) Because the foxy sixty-year-old stewardess you were obsessed with on your last flight wouldn’t let you touch her tits.

3) Because you want to know what it’s like to fuck the way George Bush Sr. does.

4) Because it’s under 30 bucks and the Milf doll is ten bucks more. Duh!

5) Because alcoholism is a grand motherfucker.