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The New Slick Move of Old Creepy Guys

Written by Bryce

Ugh, GROSS.

Let’s get something straight here: if there’s one thing I know, it’s old men. I happen to pride myself on my extensive knowledge base of how they operate. I have a kid with a 52 year old. My current boyfriend is 14 years older than me. The one before that was 17 years older than me. I’m a f*cking expert… or so I thought. Last night I got a total surprise old guy attack on Facebook. I really thought I had seen all the slick, old creepster moves until this one. Dude, I’m not related to you (thank goodness), and the best part is that you started hitting on me before we even cleared up whether or not we share genetic material.

PS- I know he’s old because his profile said he graduated college in ’87. I was 3 years old then.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

6 Comments

  • …pig-out with your girlfriends, and hump teen-age boys < the rest of your Life !?

  • Haha. An opportunist at heart.
    “What? We’re NOT related! Great, what’re you doing Friday night?”

    Gotta love his concept of carpe diem 😛

  • @Bryce RE: @risingsun – I bet she saw you on “Millionaire Matchmaker” & therefore doesn’t like YOU (I’m guessing you realize you weren’t portrayed very well, whether that’s your true personality or not, I have no clue – is it???) Anyway, maybe she doesn’t like you, but likes your blog (it is often cute :-). LOL