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The Perfect Dinner For Your Boyfriend!

Written by Emily

Meat curtains, rice pee-flaps, and twice stuffed clams. So hard to choose! (BARF!)

How many times have you sat around searching and thinking about the perfect gift for your boyfriend. His birthday is Friday and you just want to cook him the perfect meal. What did he ask for? Beef Curtains. Now, since you probably read this site frequently, I doubt I have to explain what this means. If not, ask a friend. Well this poor girl also didn’t know and asked her mom who ALSO didn’t know so what do you do?! Consult Yahoo! Answers of course!  Also, ew.

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."