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The Sexiest Thing About D.C.

Written by Bryce

When I think about Washington D.C., three things come to mind: stuffy white people, Georgetown, and the White House.  Never, not ever, for a moment do I think: town full of raunchy good times and dildo parties.

That’s all changed now.

Last week, Mount Vernon Square resident Si Kailian stumbled upon an odd Christmas miracle: Free used dildo pile! On Dec. 23, she wrote:

If anyone is walking by 6th & M NW please watch your step. someone dumped a pile of huge dildos on the corner and i ran over them with my bike! people are tripping on em… i called 311 and asked them to expedite removal of the dildo hazard.

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dildo1all photos by Si Kailian

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.

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