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The Sexiest Thing About D.C.

Written by Bryce

When I think about Washington D.C., three things come to mind: stuffy white people, Georgetown, and the White House.  Never, not ever, for a moment do I think: town full of raunchy good times and dildo parties.

That’s all changed now.

Last week, Mount Vernon Square resident Si Kailian stumbled upon an odd Christmas miracle: Free used dildo pile! On Dec. 23, she wrote:

If anyone is walking by 6th & M NW please watch your step. someone dumped a pile of huge dildos on the corner and i ran over them with my bike! people are tripping on em… i called 311 and asked them to expedite removal of the dildo hazard.

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dildo1all photos by Si Kailian

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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