I’m not going to say that I have a lot of experience with sperm, but I am going to say that I am gay guy that masturbates daily, so you can draw your own conclusions. Chances are I will never reproduce, so the only thing sperm really means to me is a lot of towels that crack in half on impact. However, it does occur to me that women may have some sperm-related questions. Do you find yourself mystified by the substance? Hungry for a snack, but unsure if it will go straight to your thighs (no pun intended)? Did your boyfriend tell you its good for your skin in order to talk you into a literal baby shower? I have answers for you, ladies. Read on:
The taste of a man’s sperm (even though I’m sure you’ve never tasted it) depends on what they eat. Red meat, dairy, onions, garlic, and coffee lead to funky spunk. Natural sugars like fruit may go down more easily (pun intended).
Healthy guys produce 70-150 million sperm per day. They lose 1/3 of that when they ejaculate, which is why they always roll over, fart, and fall asleep directly after sex.
Semen is composed of 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, sodium, protein, zinc, citric acid, and fructose sugar. Sounds healthier than some of the vitamins we take, if you ask me.
Sperm can live up to 5 days inside a woman’s gine. Some butterflies don’t even live that long!
There are both male and female sperm: female sperm is slower, but stronger, while male sperm are faster, yet weaker. I am pretty sure this is the blueprint for all heterosexual schtupping.
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