SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

When Desperation Meets… Arranged Marriage??

Written by Emily

So you say you hit your dating “rock bottom?!”  Have no fear!  Arranged marriage is here!  In the lonely city of Seattle, there is a 26 year-old who has given up on dating.  Having gone through a pretty tumultuous break-up recently, this idea doesn’t sound half bad. Whether or not she’s entirely serious, or posted this after another crappy date she’s met online, shes now left finding a husband up to her parents and the mighty Gods of craigslist.com.

Even though she didn’t include a picture, one can only assume she’s a fox.  Hey, its not a bad deal.  You get one hampster, a car and one (slightly used) vagina.  Shes even got a positive outlook on life, setting aside the fact shes given up at 26, but who cares!  By posting this, I am hoping to make her husband search bi-coastal.  Not for nothing, but she sounds kinda cool.  So all you men looking for a wife, get that dowry in hand, and contact her and her parents now!!!

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

1 Comment

  • This whole arranged marriage thing is not that strange any more. There is actually a website I just discovered called thebonvivantgroup.com that does it to some success! It all sounds circa biblical times, but I think it makes a wacky kind of sense too. I mean we all know how hard it is to find a decent, straight boyfriend in manhattan, let alone a guy who is ready to settle down. The Bon Vivant Group apparently culls down the crowd. Check the site out. I’m interested in other opinions on this.