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Win It: Keep your Tatas Tight and your Crack out of Sight with Miss Oops.

Written by Ashley

Are you frequently spotting side boob and butt crack peekaboo? If you’re as passionate as we are about these offensive actions, join the fight to keep Tatas Tight and Cracks out of Sight. Comment telling us which fashion offense is worse, and enter to win a Boob Tube or JAK from Miss Oops. For personal use, or for distribution to offenders – we salute you.


Keeping your boobs from flopping out of the side of your American Apparel top with the oversized armholes, and keeping you crack from being all whack and sticking out of your lowrise MUDD jeans in a muffin top like fashion is something that we’re very passionate about here at TheLuxurySpot.com

And we’ve found a website that is just as passionate about the cause.  Miss Oops.com has tons of products, including those seen here like the Boob Tube and the JAKs (don’t ask me what it stands for. I don’t know. Just go with it.).  Together, Miss Oops and TheLuxurySpot.com are waging a war on boobs and booties out for the world to see.

FOR OFFICIAL ENTRY [open to US Residents only – contest ends August 6, 2010]

If you’re as passionate as we are, join the fight to keep Tatas Tight and Cracks out of Sight.  Comment below telling us which fashion offense is worse, and enter to win a your choice of Boob Tube Solid[$25] or JAKs from Miss Oops. For personal use, or for distribution to offenders – we salute you.

About the author

Ashley

a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

18 Comments

  • Which is worse? hmmmmmmm. Boobs – everyone has seen them. You want the world to see yours – knock your self and your knockers out. So boooriiiiing.

    Crack is just gross and if you add muffin top which if your crack is showing means more of your skin is showing then that wins out especially if you have a nasty tramp stamp or need a bum wax. Yes I have seen both. BLECH!

    Jax please.

  • holy crap muffin top. my ex roomate wore these nasty short shirts and she had crazy muffin top…oohhh so gross.

  • I have to agree with getting rid of the aged old plumbers butt that more and more women are showing these days. I see so much extra butt cracks these days and it is replusing…no it is not a good fashion statement to show your crack to the world.

    @luv_mydachshund

  • Muffin Top has to be the worst…its so offensive to the eyes it makes me wanna cry.

    I myself am quite heavy-set and even I know better not choose my wardrobe pieces wisely in efforts to avoid that unsightly muffin top…*cringes*

    I have to ask though, doesn’t it feel uncomfortable to having a tire around your waist even when you’re not sitting down?????

    0o0oh I forgot to mention elephant ear boobs! You know, when you wear a low cut shirt but you have DD+ sized breasts whose nipples are facing behind you?? Where the flop around uncontrollably for ALL to see?? Yea..Thats a no no too.

    Boob Tube Solid for me pretty pretty please.

    RT @ LuringLehani

  • I think Plumbers butt is the most offensive, because so many people are guilty of it. . It’s not sexy,and both guys and girls had committed the offense. However, If I was to win, I would prefer to when “The Boob Tube Solid”.

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