Witches put a hex on the Stanford rapist after an international gathering of the magical brought 600 of the most spiritually vengeful women together.
Early this week, an estimated 600 witches around the world gathered to put hexes on the Stanford rapist Brock Allen Turner, his ridiculous father, and Aaron Persky, the judge who sentenced him.
In case you have been living under a rock behind a dumpster lately, Brock Turner is the Stanford swimmer who raped an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, and was only sentenced to 6 months in county jail, only 3 of which he will actually end up serving.
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So, in a bid to even the karmic playing field, witches decided to hex him. They organized a Facebook group called ‘The Hexing of Brock Turner’ and all over the world they did individual spells and hexes on him. Some of them just prayed to the Goddess, while others used animal feces, urine, photos, and spit for their rituals.
This particular hex was sent out to 1,000 witches in the group:
Brock Allen Turner we hex you.
You will be impotent
You will know constant pain of pine needles in your guts
Food will bring you no sustenance
In water, your lungs will fail you
Sleep will only bring nightmares
Shame will be your mantle.
You will meet justice.
My witchcraft is strong. Our witchcraft is powerful. The spell will work. So Mote it be.
Whether or not you believe in witches, demons, and gargoyles, you have to admit that he deserves a lot more than a measly three months in county jail for what he did. At least we know that when the legal system fails us, witches put a hex on our worst. See? Pagans aren’t so bad.
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