My answer is yes, I would marry a lesbian for 65 Million dollars. The problem is, I don’t think a lesbian would marry me. I am inconsiderate, outspoken, and I like a variety of different penises. Much to the chagrin of her father, Gigi Sze-tsung of Hong Kong doesn’t share my love of the peen, and married her lesbian partner of 7 years.
Gigi’s father Cecil Chao is having none of it though, and being that he is a monied shipping tycoon, has offered a 65 million reward for any man who can seduce his daughter away from her carpet munching ways.
Sadly her father doesn’t even recognize her marriage as legal, and tells people his daughter is still single. The ironic part is that Cecil Chao isn’t married, and brags about having sexed up over 10,000 women. Since Hong Kong doesn’t recognize same sex marriage yet, he could technically succeed in his plan.
The only problem of course, is that his daughter is a lesbian, and likes women. I applaud her for sticking to her guns and going ahead with her marriage even though her father doesn’t approve. Especially in that part of the world, it is all too common for a child to hide or deny their sexuality to appease their parents, so in my book that makes Gigi the most bad-ass trailblazing lesbo in the Eastern hemisphere.
