These gross historical facts will liven up your day at the office.
If you really stop to think about it, no matter what era we live in, there have always been murderers, whores, perverts, and sex. I kind of feel like it was just better hidden back in the day, if even for the simple fact that it couldn’t be recorded. Probably because there was no internet to expose everyone and everything, but who knows. It should come as no surprise to anyone that history and antiquity are full of all kinds of x-rated secrets and facts. So for the pervert in all of us, and all the perverts of years long past, here are a few:
Catherine the Great had a sex salon full of furniture that depicted naked people shtupping. Kind of gives new meaning to her name, right?
During WWII, Norwegian resistance fighters filled sardine cans with croton oil, which was then shipped to the Nazis, giving them explosive diarrhea.
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Mozart, being a big fan of scatological and dirty humor, once wrote a song called ‘Leck Mich im Arsch’, which translates as ‘Lick me in the ass,’ making it one of our favorite gross historical facts of all time. Possibly the future, too.
In France women used to give birth in front of a crowd. Marie Antoinette was almost crushed to death by the throng of people who tried to watch a baby pop out of her cooch.
In the Iron Age, the new High King of the Celts was inaugurated by having sex with a white mare, which they then ate.
Some of the gunpowder in the American Revolution was made with pee, becauseit contained nitre, which could be made from soaking soil in human pee.
In the 19th Century, women who were acting crazy were accused of ‘hysteria’ and service manually by a doctor. This led to the invention of the dildo because too many doctor’s hands were cramping.
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