Did last week’s unearthing of the “new” zodiac rattle your existence? Who can blame you? It’s like, all of a sudden there’s thirteen signs and some people are like “NO EFFING WAY. I AM A LEO TO THE CORE, NOT A LAME VIRGO!1!11!!!” And then there are some people, like lame Virgo me, who are still lame Virgoeans like the day they were born, who want everyone to shut the f*ck up and appreciate that the change of their astrological sign has given them a new lease on life while some of us are stuck being the most loathed, boring sign in the zodiac (that’s right. If this mess has taught us anything, it’s how you really feel about us.)
Well guess what, assholes. There’s a new astrological sheriff in town.
Now we all get to start anew. And Virgos get to be the fiery, passionate, overall awesome chili pepper. Take that, llamas.
(via Fake Science)
CJ= Chili FTW
I don’t think Virgoeans are lame at all! I am one and I think we’re great and the best sign actually. Go Team Virgo!