Raise your hand if you have ever had sex in a hotel room. Even though I have no way of knowing, I suspect that about 90% of you raised your hands. I also suspect that at least 20% of you were in fact, conceived in a hotel room. If nothing else, I am sure you have masturbated in a hotel room at least once, most likely using that horrible eucalyptus lotion that has chafed my crotch on more than one occasion. A company called Bunnyjuice has sought to remedy this problem, and is now offering “Intimacy kits” as part of the mini-bar service in select hotels. So now, you can have your choice between peanut M&M’s, a bottle of vodka that wouldn’t even give a toddler a decent buzz, and a vibrator.
The intimacy kits are available at the MGM Mirage Resorts in Vegas, the Seminole Hard Rock Casinos, and the Mohegan Sun resort in Connecticut. Apparently guests of the Mohegan Sun knock boots a lot, because the intimacy kits have become a real hit. You should probably write that down in case you feel like going on a slut-fest.
Would I use a sex kit from a mini-bar in a hotel? Probably not. The only reason being that I won’t even pay $3 for a bottle of water, let alone some condoms. But for more discerning guests, these intimacy kits might be the perfect way to spice up a relationship, blow off some steam after a long day of gambling, or facilitate a rendezvous with a handsome, foreign, random stranger.
Hotel Kits are a great idea. If you need a condom or want to add some unexpected fun, it’s right there, also if you need a condom, no need to venture out to some drugstore. If you are tight on money I understand not getting it but if you are traveling for business, vacation hopefully you are not so broke! I stayed in Miami and the one in my room was from a company called hotelintimacykits.com and I bought one more to take home, it was very elegantly boxed and had very fun toys!