Napoleon: tiny man, tinier penis?
Apparently when Napoleon Bonaparte’s died, cutting off his penis was just standard autopsy procedure. The penis made its rounds, and in 1927, it was even put up for public display in Manhattan and referred to as a “maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace.” His shriveled, badly preserved 1.5 inch penis was sold in 1977 for almost $3,000. I know hookers who charge more than that for a one night stand with a living, breathing penis. I have to say though, that I am not surprised at the size. The term Napoleon complex had to come from somewhere, right? Add that to your penis facts pipe and smoke it.
