Urethra murdering Amazonian fish.
Everyone knows the story, not everyone knows the specifics. The Candiru catfish lives in South America, is less than an inch long, is sneakily translucent, and spends its days swimming up penises, then attaching by expanding it’s spines and feasting on a healthy blood supply. The only way to remove it is by surgery, and yes, you can die from it. So if your boyfriend pisses you off on your South American vacation, suggest a skinny dip, but just make sure you seal your vagina with duct tape first (it’s really no worse than a bikini wax, right?).
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Gary
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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