The Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas is a wonderland of new sexual inventions, and a chance to meet the people you masturbate to on a regular basis, in the flesh. It is also a great place to find out what new sex toys are out on the market, in case your married sex life has become as dry as your grandmother’s cooch.
Here are a few random sex toys that you may never have heard of. Welcome to the future of sex.
Brony Plugs
You may or may not have heard of them, but “Bronies” are grown-ass men that are in to the My Little Pony cartoon. I am not ashamed to admit that I own a few of the web comics. I read them for the story lines.
Anyway, the brony plug is something you shove up your ass during sex so you have a My Little Pony tail. I haven’t tried it yet, but the thought of having synthetic hair descending from my rectum isn’t appealing to me. When it comes to my wig game, I am all about human hair fibers.
This is the My Little Pony sex toy of your dreams. Bet.
