5 Strange Futuristic Sex Toys You Have Never Heard of

The Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas is a wonderland of new sexual inventions, and a chance to meet the people you masturbate to on the regular basis, in the flesh. It is also a great place to find out what new sex toys are out on the market, in case your married sex life has become as dry as your grandmother’s cooch. Here are a few random sex toys that you may never have heard of. Welcome to the future of sex.

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Brony Plugs– You may or may not have heard of them, but “Bronies” are grown-ass men that are in to the My Little Pony cartoon. I am not ashamed to admit that I own a few of the web-comics. I read them for the story lines. Anyway, the brony plug is something you shove up your ass during sex so you have a My Little Pony tail. I haven’t tried it yet, but the thought of having synthetic hair descending from my rectum isn’t appealing to me. When it comes to my wig game, I am all about the human hair fibers.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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