Sex Toy Pillow
The My Private Pillow line is actually a great invention. I know ladies normally keep their sex toys in the drawer beside the bed, but that’s actually the most obvious place for them, and the first place I look when I visit someone’s apartment when I am sweeping for a gun.
With the My Private Pillow you can safely store your sex toys in one of the show pillows you launch from your bed every night, and nobody will be the wiser.
It also keeps your toys within reach in emergency situations, like if you are being home-invaded and have to clock your burglar over the head with your industrial-strength dildo.
