“Put ‘Party on’ in your profile so I can tell you are real.”

At this stage in my life, I have learned that beggars can’t be choosers.  Having realized this I decided to try JDate (I got kicked off, funny story), eHarmony (weirdos), and Match.com (even Meghan couldn’t find anyone on here) and had no luck.  Is it really too much to ask for a man who likes to smoke pot, party occasionally, and make out?  I didn’t think so until I tried this search.  Well thank freaking God for Craigslist.com to once again to heed my search for the perfect man!

I bring to you Joint Partnership, a 48 year old gem who boasts having all his hair AND teeth. EPIC WIN!!!  He basically has everything I want in a man.  Someone to smoke pot with and ignore the fact that yes, he is married.  Sure hes a little bit on the “older side,” but I’ve heard age ain’t nothin’ but a number, even if that number is really, really high.  If it turns out he also has a yarmulke, it will be love. (Haven’t you heard “Jew” is the new black!?) As he so eloquently puts it “Easy going no pressure. At worst we have a nice buzz. At best we have something really fun.”  No arguments here.