I believe that the term slut, like all things, is relative. You may do some gutter-skank butt-nasty things that you don’t feel qualify you as a slut, but chances are the wigged-up Orthodox Jewish mother of 12 next to you on the train has a different opinion.
Many times, we use the word slut against each other, when in reality we are jealous of the freedom other people exhibit in their sex lives. Still, knowing whether or not you are a slut can be a powerful thing, and help you understand how others perceive you. Here are some questions that are pretty good indicators of whether you are a sexually liberated woman of the 21st century, or an STD factory, two blowjobs away from a set of wooden teeth and a distended vagina.
You might be a slut if..
You carry an extra morning after pill tucked into your bra.
You immediately hop up after sex and put your clothes back on, then climb out of the dumpster.
You constantly have to buy new panties because they keep disappearing.
Sleeping with a married man isn’t a taboo, it is a preference.
You don’t remember the names of the majority of guys you have slept with.
You have a frequent buyers account for Z packs at your pharmacy.
You have had so many abortions, the next one is free.
The longest sexual relationship you have lasted less than 24 hours.
Your urinary tract infections are on a cycle, like your period.
All a guy has to say to get you into bed is “paper or plastic?”.
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