Dear Rihanna,
Basically, I think you’re awesome. It takes some mega balls to rock your hair, and I appreciate all your wild shoulder pads. This performance gear, however, leaves me wondering if someone just wrapped you in electrical tape. Also, I’m pretty sure we all officially know that you have ZERO crotch hair now. We were all wondering, so I’m glad you cleared that up.
Whew.
Sincerely,
Bryce Gruber
I really love Rihanna. She makes a music that is my kind of music. She is pretty and sexy too.
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