I can’t even deal with this. I mean, I guess when working out doesn’t work, there is always ebay.com to help you out. Thanks to this Wiccan Witch, I guess she puts a hex on your ass? Or something? I don’t even get it, but 18 people have bought it. Seriously. So if you want to go from a small flat ass to Kim Kardashian, it’s best to just save your money and photoshop yourself. For $8.95, what do you have to lose?! Well, besides your dignity.
If you already like your ass, she also does spells to:
- Enhance your penis!
- Lose weight!
- Get bigger boobs!
- Lose your friends when they find out you paid to get any of these!
Emily, the picture is too big for the page and it is going on the sidebar! maybe the witch can cast a spell to shrink it for you.