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Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (sluttier-than-we-thought-edition)

Written by Bryce

Tribeca makeout sessions & garlic lurve.

If you’re reading this, I want to know what you honestly think about PDA. Seriously.

1) I Made Out in Public at 4AM on a NYC Street. And I wasn’t drunk. And it was only a few hours after leaving my cousin’s bachelorette party.  There was wildness in the air, I suppose (although I’ve had a few dates with this guy by now so I suppose making out isn’t really THAT big of a deal).

2) Amazing Bar Experiences. Sooo… I was at one of my favorite bars in the city this weekend (a secret, hidden gem in Tribeca) with the guy I mentioned in thought #1. We were canoodling when suddenly a gorgeous woman approaches and tells me she loves TheLuxurySpot.com, saw me on Millionaire Matchmaker, and has been a reader for over a year.  It felt totally awesome. I don’t care much for the Matchmaker thing, but meeting a reader out randomly makes me smile from ear to ear.

3) Garlic Really Pulls at My Heartstrings. I love garlic. It’s a beautiful, tricky thing… much like opiates. Sort of. I say that because garlic has a way of bringing such momentary bliss and pleasure to your palate only to be followed by the sorrow and grief of garlic breath, garlic B.O., and all sorts of other gross stuff.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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