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Japan: You Are So Beautiful To Me

Written by Bryce

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Japan, you are so beautiful to me.  You are where my darling Rie came from.  You are where sperm and egg met to conceive my son.  You are where I ate at least 25 pounds of delicious sushi and sashimi in one week.  Japan, you are an island of kinky mofos.

You have girls in pigtails and rolled up school skirts, geishas willing to go down, the people that invented the Rabbit, and men with intriguingly tiny penises.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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