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A 99-Page Dick Diary, Brought to You From Australia

Would you read a dick diary? If your boyfriend offered to write you a comprehensive manual on the ins and outs of him, including graphic details about how to please his penis, would you read it?

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Honestly, I probably would. I think being completely honest about who you are, and what makes you happy could potentially take a lot of guess-work out of getting involved with someone. That being said, I wouldn’t present people with all that info before we even went on a date. Some idiotic, incredibly OCD Australian guy decided to do just that, and create a 99-page manifesto about his likes, dislikes, dating guidelines, grooming habits, and 11-inch dick. He presented it to potential dates who he plans to refer to as “my woman” should they ever be self-loathing enough to date him. If you want to scroll through the entire thing, you can access it on Gawker, but I picked out a few juicy highlights to discuss. Enjoy!

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A glossary of acceptable dirty words.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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